文章分類: 屎人糞事 - Shit Happens (一舊糞的薄lock)

牛年第一個桃花劫

1kelvin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:15:43 +0800

初8開工派開工利是,派到一個同事時,佢講左一句話,成公司同事聽到後起哂訌...

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無問過我走入我房攞左attn俾我既IT物件,乜人黎架?!

1kelvin — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:49:47 +0800

有條友無問過我攞左attn俾我既IT物件,頂佢個肺,仲話d野係邊間邊間公司.

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松隆子

1kelvin — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:47:59 +0800

隻死婆居然同條老餅佐橋佳幸結婚...

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京都

1kelvin — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:23:29 +0800

京都係一個香港人會覺得老餅既地方. 對我黎講,11月尾12月頭既京都就真係你要幾好玩幾好食都有. 超黃金檔期都居然俾我買到飛兼book到房簡直係神績. 不過你想我講到好似旅遊書就唔該自己買本黎睇啦.

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去左洗牙,條8婆鑽到我出拔甩--續集

1kelvin — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:35:19 +0800

我天性樂觀,開朗,唔介意俾女人"聊""撩""LIU"既. 不過俾同一條C8P撩到啜血兩次唯獨佢一人...

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2 Days In Paris 巴黎愛漫遊

1kelvin — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:03:01 +0800

"It was nothing....." - Marion

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斷纜

1kelvin — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:29:13 +0800

各位好友請轉用QQ chat我: 374337585.

去左洗牙,條8婆鑽到我出拔甩

1kelvin — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:17:33 +0800

8婆:你上次幾薯洗牙?
靚仔:1999.
8婆:要年年洗架喎.
8婆:幾耐用牙線呢?兩拜用唔用到1次呢?
靚仔:用唔到.
8婆:唔用既話會好多牙石呀污垢呀[下刪千字]

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同AE card 既妹妹仔嘈左成粒鐘 - I gave an AE card customer service girl a big tell-off on the phone

1kelvin — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 16:04:13 +0800

近期我對某電訊公司唔滿意想停左佢,係由AE monthly autopay既,咁岩又唔老黎AE年年問我要年費,索性cut左AE,諗住一舉兩得. 點知上個月cut card,今個月電訊公司果條新數AE竟然要我找. 我問,cut card唔會停哂所有transaction咩??!! 佢話唔係架!!

Recently I grew sick with a cellphone services company and wanna cut the service. At the same time I was quite mad with AE card service over their nagging yearly service charge. Payment is made by autopay from the AE card account. So I thought, why not terminate AE card and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. I terminated the card in July but new transactions (August) came requiring me to settle this month !! I asked AE if my 'termination' meant termination to them, they said no!!!!

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Taxi Driver - 的屎佬

1kelvin — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:53:29 +0800

Took a taxi, told the driver to u-turn, refused to comply, instead he started the meter and dashed 20m before stopping.

今日早上乘坐一輛的士...

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Towel

1kelvin — Mon, 08 May 2006 03:54:05 +0800

Went swimming today n my towel got stolen!

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